Crushes (I guess ... ?)


This is an actual thing that happened.

Come on. You know you were bonkers in love with Robin Hood, too.

Eloquence

conversational genius

This is verbatim. Approximately 92% of the conversations I have with my best friend Becky devolve into some iteration of the above. We might start out discussing current politics or books we've been reading, but it's a safe bet that we'll be reduced to swapping mindless compliments and/or making weird noises at each other.

Note: this occurs when we hang out in person, too.

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